4 Reasons not to attend/teach class:
A) You’re deathly ill with a virus that is likely to spread.
B) You’ve killed someone and are trying to get a jump on the law.
C) In a strange turn of events the earth has been populated by the living dead; who, similar to normal people, have an insatiable appetite for the fit.
D) You’ve got two tickets to Slayer and Rob Zombie. Whaaaaaatttttt!
I will not be around tonight for reason D…. Or maybe reason B, But probably D.
First video I ever watched on the world wide web: